So, here's some fun I collected this morning. An interviewee who thought I would hire him straight without asking any questions related to the job.
2011/9/29 Z* H* <*@yahoo.com> > > Hi, > > I will be able to answer all your questions in the first day working at your > company. > > Thanks > ________________________________ > > From: Yuen-Chi Lian <*@onapp.com> > To: Z* H* <*@yahoo.com> > Sent: Thursday, 29 September 2011, 7:43 > Subject: Re: Application for QA Engineer from H*, Z* > > Hello Z*, > > I would like you to answer the following questions before we proceed. > > 1. What does software quality mean to you? > 2. How... *? > 3. Do you think... *? > 4. How... *? > > Regards, > Yuen-Chi Lian | www.onapp.com > > 2011/9/29 Z* H* > > Good morning, > > Yes, I am aware of it and willing to work hard, whatever it takes. > Thanks > ________________________________ > > From: Yuen-Chi Lian <*@onapp.com> > To: Z* H* <*@yahoo.com> > Sent: Wednesday, 28 September 2011, 17:08 > Subject: Re: Application for QA Engineer from H*, Z* > > Hello Z*, > > Just want to be sure, are you aware that this is not a manufacturing QA job > but an IT QA job? > > Regards, > Yuen-Chi Lian | www.onapp.com
And here's my response
Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2011 08:33:09 +0800 Subject: Re: Application for QA Engineer from H*, Z* From: Yuen-Chi Lian <*@onapp.com> To: Z* H* <*@yahoo.com> Cc: Malaysia Careers <career-my@onapp.com> That's very interesting. But, Z*, Our team actually built the core logic of the Iron Man's latest armor "Bleeding Edge", appointed by Stark Industries after going through their professional selection of industrial partners. We're very serious about QA, as the product is used (and will only be used) in critical missions that define the future of the mankind. I urge you to answer these questions and hope you understand why and how so serious they are. Regards, Yuen-Chi Lian | www.onapp.com
He hasn't yet gotten back to me 'til now. If you have someone better than this guy who is looking for a QA job, or to be a Sysadmin/Java/PHP/Python engineer, let me know at career-my@onapp.com.